My statement of I want ice cream was an open invitation for someone who loves me to bring me ice cream.
A normal one. I want like legit ice cream, covered in sugary sweets and chocolate.
Get someone to bring you some, though.
I’ll give it to you. Why did the apple turn over?
Oooooh hoho, this is going to be funny. Why?
Can’t. Still in the hospital.
What kind of bojank hospital are you in? They should bring you ice cream, you’re in the hospital.
You seem really excited about that punchline.
Because it was clearly an amazing punchline.
You should definitely get yourself some ice cream.